Hello David!

Life of Vice President

I will now unveil one of mani secret projects that I has been doing lately! Just morning I went into VP ROOM and took fotos of VP David Polfeldt’s office!

He lieks awards and gold! I think he most fond of ice skating award he got when he represent Sweden in olympic games in 1976 in brown outfits!

Also fan of SMALL not usable cars that break too easy! I drop this one from rooftop on small children and it broke but child survives

GAGARIN! He BIG fan of GAGARIN – the Soviet hero that flys into SPACE!! I always celebrates GAGARIN DAY (March 9) where I put plastic on head and sing many great songs of Gagarin, like “ Наш маленький, но волосатый герой” and my favorites “Гагарин Гагарин прибывает в сафари”

Also David’s GUARD DOG look vicius and tired! He nibble on legs on anybody disturbing big boss!

Crazy movies!

Hello! Some of yuo guyz already know that I was at DREAMHACK but what yuo did NOT know is I was spying for this blog all time! Except when raiding of curse but that was a given yes! i expect to get sweet loot son to sell on Russian auction site аукционавтомобиль.com (I THINK i can get maybe 1000 rubels). I also braught hidden cameria to film MASSIVE people as they do thier thing and so, and just look! They are wierd!

Here we see drunk film makers dancing and singings song!! Actual he is like this in office as well and I have tries to film him before but he STILL escapes me! ARGH! But here he could go nowhere, and I had guard dugs waiting outside room in case of escape, and placed sausage in pocket for them to HUNT! This is great idea and I will write guide book about dogs and food in future

Ida is film girl (no not THAT kind) and has 15 fingers on left hand (true story) and I can shows you here that this modifications work very well! we need MORE cyborg womans and less old ladies! if I marry it would be cyborg WOMAN or Poutchkova… or BOTH! she would be even BETTAR tennis player that way and could fly and shot lazers.

I look forward to giving more of this exklusiv informattion soon! STAYS TUNED!

New super PAGE

You may notice the great super page here on your eyes and it is TRUE it IS super page and much beter then the erlier one!

Soon I will fill with wonderfull materials everwhere for great joyments!

SUPER INTERWIEW!!

haHA! my superiour SPY SKILLS have make progress! today i can OFFER yuo SUPER INTERWIEW that will REVEAEL SECRET NOWLEDGE!!

HERE IS!

Secret INTERVIEW!! MUST ANSWER!!

Helloy my name is John Smith and I am famous reporter of TIMES! I have qeustions of your game WORLD IN CONFLICT!

David Polfeldt – FAMUOS WRESTLER!!!

1. Who you are and your job please?

My name is David Polfeldt, and I am the VP of the Studio as well the Director of Marketing.

2. Why Massive work and not carpenter? Carpenter PROUD work!

I am a lousy carpenter, so the choice was pretty easy for me. If I could have any job – any job at all – I’d write books. That way I would never have to meet anybody, which sounds like a blessing, don’t you think?

3. Whats your favorite lunch?

Do you count Swedish candy as lunch? Salt lakrits is great stuff. Other than that, hm, well, sushi is great, and so is a nice piece of meat.

4. Favorite Soviet unit in WIC??

I’m not a gear-head, so I really don’t know which unit is which, at least not by their military term. In the Alpha, I loved the Soviet Heavy Artillery, it was so good and lethal! In the Beta they nerfed it though, so I’d vote for the Shilka now.

5. Have you met famous actor Oleg Taktarov? Why is he not in GAME?

I have not had the pleasure to meet Mr Taktarov, unfortunately. As to why he is not in the game you should ask the Game Designers. They have also forgotten to include Tom Selleck, by the way.

6. Whats yur favorite Oleg Taktarov movie?

There are many great films with Oleg Taktarov, but I’d have to say that “Zovi menya Dzhinn” from 2005 outshines all the others.

7. Why should I buy 2 copies of World in Conflict?

If you have two copies you can give one away to your best friend as a gift and that way you can become (with a lot of practice) the unbeatable 2-man team.

Martin Hultberg – COMUNITY SERVICE MAN!!

1. Who you are and your job please?

My name is Martin Hultberg and I work as the PR and Consumer Test Manager at Massive Entertainment. I also cook.

2. Why Massive work and not carpenter? Carpenter PROUD work!

Actually, my dad is a plumber. Plumbers > carpenters!

3. Whats your favorite lunch?

The free kind.

4. Favorite Soviet unit in WIC??

The Hind.

5. Have you met famous actor Oleg Taktarov? Why is he not in GAME?

He is in the game I think. He plays a sniper and he is so good you can’t even spot him!

6. Whats yur favorite Oleg Taktarov movie?

The one with the guy, who talks to that girl. You know, about the dude.

7. Why should I buy 2 copies of World in Conflict???

Because buying 3 would just be plain silly!

Martin Jansén – MAGICIAN!!

1. Who you are and your job please?

My name is Martin Jansén and I work as a game designer at Massive. My main responsibilities are the scripting and balancing of units, tactical aid and special abilities in the game.

2. Why Massive work and not carpenter? Carpenter PROUD work!

Well, I was never very good at woodwork in school – manipulating things on the computer was always easier and more enjoyable for me. I think I’d have a hard time creating devastating artillery barrages and realistic depictions of modern military hardware as a carpenter.

3. Whats your favorite lunch?

I often have a light sallad. Apart from that, probably some kind of pasta, or a simple burger.

4. Favorite Soviet unit in WIC??

Hm.. tough one. Most people, including myself, really like the 2S7 “Pion”, one of the largest self-propelled artillery guns ever, equipped with an amazingly powerful 203mm artillery gun. Another of my favorites is the venerable ZSU-23-4 “Shilka”, since it is useful both as air defense and as anti-infantry support, and relatively inexpensive to boot. Besides, it makes a really awesome sound when firing all four 23mm barrels!

5. Have you met famous actor Oleg Taktarov? Why is he not in GAME?

No, I have not met him. I’m not sure why our writer didn’t see fit to include him – you’d have to ask him that question, I’m afraid.

6. Whats yur favorite Oleg Taktarov movie?

Um.. I don’t really know, actually. I, uh, like all of them!

7. Why should I buy 2 copies of World in Conflict???

It’s always good to have a spare in case you lose the first one! J Oh, and you could have one copy at work and one at home! You don’t ever want to find yourself unable to play just one more round of intense WiC multiplayer action.

AND LAST AND MEBBE LEAST(!!?)

Mathias Karlson – SOMETHING-PERSON!!

1. Who you are and your job please?

My name is Mathias Karlson and I am one of the Game Designers, currently working on World in Conflict, at Massive.

2. Why Massive work and not carpenter? Carpenter PROUD work!

Although I really appreciate a good screw, I still prefer the creation of virtual worlds.

3. Whats your favorite lunch?

A nice big sushi…devoured in the sun on the balcony at the office.

4. Favorite Soviet unit in WIC??

The USSR Medium Anti-Air unit (ZSU-23-4 “Shilka”) is really sweet!

5. Have you met famous actor Oleg Taktarov? Why is he not in GAME?

Unfortunately I have not been blessed with the opportunity to meet Mr. Taktarov. But I am sure he would have taken our game to new unimagined levels of awesomeness…if the chance had been given.

6. Whats yur favorite Oleg Taktarov movie?

I would have to say “Bad Boys II” (the only one I have seen), but if “Absolute Force” is half as kick-ass as the name I am guessing it would blow me away.

7. Why should I buy 2 copies of World in Conflict???

Because it will be the most “eye-popping, super immersive, fast paced and visceral destruction sandbox” available to date.

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THANK YUO GORBENKO (ME) FOR DOING THIS!! I LOVE TO NOW MORE ABUOT THEM!!

HUGE UPDATE!! EXKLUSIV! Gorbenko reveals OFFICE

WELL! You as silly reader might wonder how I actually GOES TO WORK!? If not you are stupid, but IF! Here is what you are looking for!

To reach OFFICE after you defeat GIANT BUNNY of GRAET EVIL!! you must pass the ARBETSFORMEDLING! It is a place where only souls of GRATE SORROW go to search for lost things!!

Inside is ELVENATOR!

We wants to GO UP! To go UP, click the UP BUTTON!

INSIDE you press 5 as in HIGH 5!! (5 is pretty HIGH but Im lvl 70 ^^)

FIVE is where MASSIVE ENTERTAINMENT LIVES!

WHYLE waiting u can eat ur bags and STUFF! :O

HERE IS OFFICE! not many peoples in because their LAZY

They liek GREEN FLUFF on chairs

And FLESHEATING PLNATS!! make them WORK HARDERD!

Here is Tobias Strömvall and his lapdog ANDY (like ANDYANA JONES) looking at SECRET MOVIES! I were hidden like FOX!

Some peoples also liek FLOWERS but keep close to trashcan becuz their UGLY

Fruit…

but when ALL ELSE FAILS I reach for secret stash of WAEPONS and shoot!!
Water bottle ALSO DEADLY but too haevy for me =(

THat is all for TODAY but soon I will revael OTHER OFFICE as well

GORBENKO is SAVIOR!!

I make FANTASTIC POSTER that if all goes well will be ALL OVER CITY!

We have STALIN FRIENDS at Massive

Lead Artist Rodrigo is very happy in STALIN SUIT and look terribly handsum!

He also likes drawing things and cuddle dog

For more info e-mail me and I will send out pictures of delicate nature

OFFICIAL WALLPAPER #1

Becaus you guys where so kind I do this wallaper here!! BIRD LOVE TO ALL!

It is made for 1920×1200 so you other guys with worse komputers than that can ALL DIEE!!

BUT DOWNLOADS ANYWAY!

BIRD STORY

Hello I am office bird, like pink and so on

I like to wear HATS!! MONEY HATS

BUT WHAT HAPPEN! CRAZY NAKED LEGS!!