Welcome to THE GORBENKO REPORT

Some of you already knows me from #gorbenko and Poutchkova forums, but for others, I’ll take a moment to make myself introduction! My name Dimtri Gorbenko and last 6 months, I have work at Massive Entertainment under psydonym!! infiltrating their tech team to STEAL CODE from upcoming game World in Conflict!!!
I thought this would be quick process, I soon learned that they’re VERY INNEFFECTIVE WORKERS!! They take too long!! D:

So I are stuck here for much longer period than planned!

What to do, what to do…WELL! I start THE GORBENKO REPORT!!! In the oncoming months, I will in detail track their devellopment of crappy game (yeah crappy. It’s all about those stupid Americans again, with their stars stripes and BIG SHINY FACES!!) and the team’s strange ways.

I will also give articles with photos and all kinds of GOODIES that I can find, as I spy on their hard drives while they’re at home, sleeping!! HAHA You will clearly be able to see that the capitalist model is bad, and that most of these silly peoples have NO CLUE what it means to be a programmer! not like back in day when I worked on TETRIBENKO (shamelessly stolen by no-good guy Alexey Pajitnov). We spent 23 hours a day programming, and we DID NOT EVEN HAVES COIMPUTERS!!! We had to invent computers ourselves as well! And there weren’t any programming languages to use then either, so we had to make those up as well (and most of us didn’t even know how to READ!!). But we did it. United under one awesome red banner, we took what little we had and we revolutionized the world!

Anyways, Massive Entertainment… I don’t think I’ve seen a stranger bunch of people anywhere (and I was there at 5^th Annual Ukrainian Star Trek Convention), and I hope that over time, you will be able to understand what I’m takling about! In fact, I’m going to wander off with my camera and see what they’re up to right now. I hear some strange noises coming from the cinematics team…

This is Dimitri Gorbenko, signing out.