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Flamingo – Our man in Germany

August 30, 2007 · 2 Comments

Hellos! Sorry for lack of updates but I have been very sad since flamingo left. He sent e-mail telling he will not come backs to Sweden but live in Germany with many girls and work at Vivendi there…

He also send photos from Games Convention, and I will try explain as much possible

Flamingo got fancy hotel suite and had many naughty parties there he tells me. In bag he had booze and only booze, since he not need clothes.

City of Leipzig looks almost like home!

The Leipziger Messe, or Leipzig Fair.

A strange man looking for something.. maybe World in Conflict?

One of the booths for World in Conflict. Here they played tournaments and had fun!

Here is flamingo getting his VIP card for secret brutal harem room

Flamingo chief inspector looking at computers and approval!

People play, some win some lose.

Guard man looking to throw out stupids

Inspecting super Sierra booth and approve of great background!

And finding nice company!! :O

Soviet computer case on display! Look almost like real thing I have!

Bags and food. Flamingo famous for stealing many foods, that’s why he so fat!

Looking at Intel press conference! I wish I was there!

Passed out for drinking too much I think…

And that is last photo almost. You can see more on Flickr page.. Flamingo, hope you had good times and don’t be stranger! Give me call someday!

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Where is Flamingo???

August 21, 2007 · 1 Comment

Flamingo is GONE! But left one small hint on desktop:

What this means!?

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Sierra Gamer’s Week: $1,000 OMELLETE!!

August 17, 2007 · 6 Comments

I am back from great EVENT with EXCELLENT prize! There was super tournament for journalist peoples and other cool guys/girls who play World in Conflict with great SPIRIT and smell! Come look! I have many photos!

Here is arena place where COMPUTERS with World in Conflict live! You see nice carpet and screens here and crystals in ceiling! I felt like royal TSAR in there!

Here people sit and listen to Magnus Jansén, aka Soundboy. I think he try tell boring story of how he found several cookies and gold nuggets in hair and how he got rich from selling it! He’s not very good in English like me.

There was experimenting with Broadcast Tool here! Producer sit and show off skills and everybody claps and laughs, one fainted of AWESOMENESS OVERLOAD (not me).

And then they plays! I looked at game and it was VERY EXCITING! They had many units and many bombs

Players take relax time and play with shorts and sandals, JUST LIKE real commanders!

One man sleep so long that magazine grew out nose!

We rounded off night by looking at crab looking at TV with pink drink.. don’t remember much after drink. Maybe drugs in drink?

Tere was pool at hotel with free beer in water!

Soundboy telling same story again I think. Very nice room also! I like flower and took it home to bring to girlfriends (not mine, I don’t have one).

THE FINAL!!

The final war very EXCITING! Players from magazines play with Sierra people and Greg team was almost winning!

They took upper hand QUICKLY!

And take many Command Point

For Domination!

Then Luke Thai Team strike with NUKE!!

And more nukes!

And SO MANY NUKE they go back to stone age! “NUKE” Thai win the game and everybody happy!

Winner score here!

And HERE is winners waiting for prize! (Gorbenko not prize – OMELETTE was prize!)

HERE IS! OMELETTE for $1,000!! That is more then I make in single year!

Peoples CRAZY over this! Take photos and smile!

And HAPPY EATING BEGIN!

Then drink and smoke and sit and stand.

Soundboy keep telling cookie story to small crowd

And look at my future wife hanging from curtain! I like she wear panty hose I buy for her on our second date! She like me. I promise!

That is everything for NOW great friends! Hope you enjoy! Omelette was tasty and CRAZY like! I hope you all one day get to eat something like it! I think this my favorite event ever!

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