Korea is coming!!

Everybody beware! The Korean über gamers are coming to steal your leaderboard positions!

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Great Lenin

Okay so here is deal. It is Monday morning, and I come in to work with newly buyd coffee and sandwiches that mama had sent on post and I start up e-mail client. Behold! I gets picture from Nephilim! As usual, I have serious spam filter for this particular guy (you don’t want to know why…) but this picture he send was actually very good. It is taken from great Motherland (or some other almost equally worthy country) and he is finally showing what its mean to be a man: submission to Lenin.

Neph, you have found the path. Now go forward and make mark on this world, brave sparrow!

Play trial, win account!

Oh, the Swedes are very nice today! Now they have a little competition going on!

WIC TRIAL UPGRADE SWEEPSTAKES
The World in Conflict draft program is still up and running, and with the return of the World in Conflict Fileplanet Trial, we’re now hosting a Trial Upgrade Sweepstake competition for all trial players.

In the competition, all trial players have the chance to win a full, permanent World in Conflict multiplayer account. For more details on how to win, please visit our official trial upgrade sweepstakes page!

See you on Sunday! I will play several account to ensure that Gorbenko win!

Doctor Gorbenko

I recent got an e-mail from most dedicated fan of mine, Neph, who wanted me to see this photo of him and presumable his sister.

Neph, I am deeply disturb that in the picture above your head you are making serious kissing with your sister. I do not know what kind you are familiar with, but even in Soviet Russia there would be penalties for doing that kind of thing to a close relative (except, strangely, father and son). But you have very nice home I must say, and those sunglass are super RAD! Please tell me where to get them!

Massive to community: We love you

I knew it! Massive guys are weaklings and sentimentalists, and they have now written an open love letter to the World in Conflict community! Look at it! I can picture this being written in neat handwriting on pink, perfumed paper with rose petals and sparklies in envelope. But on serious side, Dignitas are still my number one guys! They kick so much ass it is almost ridiculous, and now they get $60,000 for their effort! OMG! Can you imagine what I could DO with that money! I would be like royal king on a big throne, and a nice car under it! I would have my own driver as well, driving my throne wherever I wanted!

I also really like how they talk about modding, because there are some pretty cool ideas going on in the modding competition. While these guys are very witty (they seem to have some very unqiue ideas that all sound very interesting in my opinion!), I can see that my own ideas are much, much better. I mean simply picture this:

You play as Gorbenko. You are an army of one, an unbeatable hacker soldier with the power of one thousand nuclear missiles. You are sent to American military bases all over the world to find their own strongest dude and fight the good fight. You can pick up tanks and helicopters with your powerful MEGA ARM and shoot their missiles easy. Americans can send millions of tanks, but Gorbenko is almost invincible. There is only one weakness. Like Superman allergy to krypton, Gorbenko is allergy to hamburgers. American hamburgers. CAPITALIST hamburgers.

I can see this as some kind of sponsor deal. Gorbenko versus McDonald’s, or Gorbenko vs. Burger King. It doesn’t matter. Then I will cash in on free in-game advertising and build my throne on top of car, with tiny midget driver inside to drive me around! Dreams will be fulfilled!

The game will also feature 800 player deathmatch, with one playing Gorbenko and other players getting their ass handed to them in tiny baskets.

That is all for now I think. I will continue to work on my concept (of getting lots of money) and continue to spy.

Oh, and for all of you who want sneak a peek at CPL Finals, look here for photos.