Who is Gorbenko? what fruits he likes? MANY peoples ask but NO ONE knows, but Gorbenko!! 
Gorbenko, or DIMITRI as I am known by mother and all 14 siblings (not father) born in SOVIET in 1964. Work as good programmer for many yaers until no work there anymore! 
I moves to many countries all over world (like Norway and Sweden) and sat for many days playing viddeogames. THEN! One days, magic job appaer, and I make SUPER SUCESS instant! Today, I work in Massive Entertainment and game World in Conflict, as programer, but I am also working as hidden spy for KGB (?) or mebe other organasation 
This websites blog thing will REVEAL EVERYTHING there is to know abuot MASSIVE and you will LAFF at them for thier weaknes and funny looks
14 responses so far ↓
R Reagan // June 26, 2007 at 7:58 am
This site ROCKS! Gorbenko you are a sick mamam but I love you!
/Ron
KGB // June 26, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Мы свяжемся с Вами скоро, и мы ожидаем важную информацию
And good idea with the white letters in the “leave a comment” part of the site. That way noone ever knows what they are writing. You´ve learnt well …
Gorbenko // June 27, 2007 at 9:43 am
Спасибо за ваше сообщение я надеюсь, что ваши ноги не повреждают и что Вас развлекают
crazyrumer // July 13, 2007 at 8:50 pm
one more Russian programmer clown:)))
Really nice blog.
OfficeLamp // July 27, 2007 at 10:12 pm
Best! Blog! Ever!
Uncle X. (X is not B, it is secret) // October 5, 2007 at 10:08 pm
Hello Gorbenko,
I read all your news and I think you are littel
bit crazy, no? Almost like my very far cousin Borat, he’s a crazy man too but he got own movie and you not.
You tell lie, because how can be, that you have instant success as programmer, when
all the things you programmed must be repaired in a patch that comes on Monday??!!
Maybe you meant “suckcess” ;-P
Oh, and the little horse friend made a hint, that you trying to date MIR.
But she is sold for Borat and he is very hundsome so you not have chance hahaha,
you can stop trying.
DA SWIEDANJA.
Gorbenko // October 9, 2007 at 7:34 am
Uncle! I am glad you now finally writes to me! I remember back when I was young and you and отец use to wrestle in backyard with honey on skin and no pants. It is funny you mention Borat! I see Borat movie other day on VHS but cannot see the points! He seem like good man!
YOu must remember that I am not regular programmer but update programmer. It is silly Swedes make all mistake and I make better!
Who is this horse friend? I have never in life tried to date space station, but if Borat want to fly to space and have relationships with great satelite that is fine!
KGB // October 23, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Comrad Gorbenko we are wayting for new USA terrytory views!
Your friends from Moscow
also say to flamingo “The hood has been broken!”
Barracuda // November 6, 2007 at 3:40 pm
I’ll like to know if the web registration is still working, I register myself under this name and e-mail address but never receive the email to activate the account.
Comrade Communist // November 9, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Товарищ Горбенко!Либо вы позабыли русский язык,либо вы его никогда не знали.Советую вам вернутся в Москву и пройти соответствующую стажировку.
Лубянка.КГБ.
Comrade Communist 2 // November 13, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Товарищ Горбенко!
Надеемся, что после длительной стажировки вы наконец – то вспомните ваш родной язык. Надеемся, что в будущем мы действительно будем получать от вас, мой дорогой друг, важную информацию о демократах.
С большими надеждами на будущее.
Товарищ Иван. КГБ.
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Eric // November 27, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Funniest shit ever. Keep it up.
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