Gorbenko Super Survey #2

Another survey, this time answer by Team Dont Care’s super great player Swoosh! He is not so crazy as Neph, but still a strange American.

I wonder if someone else will answer my survey…

Gorbenko Super Survey #1

In England there is CPL World Tour, which means great super players will come and have good time. This is too good of opportunity to miss out on, so I send secret questionnaire for them to answer! Here is first answers from someone you might recognize from WIC Journal! Please click pictures to get bigger view!

Neph is truly crazy person – He should be lock up in mad house or something!

Massive and Dreamhack Winter 07

Hello guys who lives in Sweden and close by! As you might know there is Dreamhack this year (as every year, haha), and no Dreamhack is bigger than Dreamhack Winter! This year Massive will be there with many World in Conflict goodnesses, so sign up and join! There will be lots of tournament stuff and other activity! Check out MIR’s details for how to sign up at Massgate here, and buy tickets here on official Dreamhack page!

Who knows! Maybe I will spy on you and take embarrasing photo of you for everyone to see!

Oh, and for record, if you win you get stuff like this:

But you don’t have to dress like crazy Swedes, of course…

More from Leipzig

Sorry friends for not being here so much as I want! Since game is finish now and many (like me) are busy playing it I have not had time to entertain you! But, talking to nice friend of mine who also was in Leipzig and saw Flamingo strolling around, I have more photos to share with you! Here go!

People crowd over free items in Leipzig, like crazy feret looking for apples in a baby bin!

They write secret message on papers to communicate with command central – this seem to mean that they have shifted times (means maybe take turn to hold paper?)

Some peoples get to play game as well, but would not understand much (maybe because game was in German?).. I also think they were confused of AWESOME on back poster with big American city blown to piece!

Here is cool guy wishing mouse was turntable for DJ skillz! I once have haircut like him, but on the side instead.. very popular in Russia!

Here is Jens! He is carrying box!

People like stand next to awesome computar and look happys! Maybe winner of computer?! And that is NOT me in reflection… I look a lot bigger and sexy

Flamingo – Our man in Germany

Hellos! Sorry for lack of updates but I have been very sad since flamingo left. He sent e-mail telling he will not come backs to Sweden but live in Germany with many girls and work at Vivendi there…

He also send photos from Games Convention, and I will try explain as much possible

Flamingo got fancy hotel suite and had many naughty parties there he tells me. In bag he had booze and only booze, since he not need clothes.

City of Leipzig looks almost like home!

The Leipziger Messe, or Leipzig Fair.

A strange man looking for something.. maybe World in Conflict?

One of the booths for World in Conflict. Here they played tournaments and had fun!

Here is flamingo getting his VIP card for secret brutal harem room

Flamingo chief inspector looking at computers and approval!

People play, some win some lose.

Guard man looking to throw out stupids

Inspecting super Sierra booth and approve of great background!

And finding nice company!! :O

Soviet computer case on display! Look almost like real thing I have!

Bags and food. Flamingo famous for stealing many foods, that’s why he so fat!

Looking at Intel press conference! I wish I was there!

Passed out for drinking too much I think…

And that is last photo almost. You can see more on Flickr page.. Flamingo, hope you had good times and don’t be stranger! Give me call someday!

Sierra Gamer’s Week: $1,000 OMELLETE!!

I am back from great EVENT with EXCELLENT prize! There was super tournament for journalist peoples and other cool guys/girls who play World in Conflict with great SPIRIT and smell! Come look! I have many photos!

Here is arena place where COMPUTERS with World in Conflict live! You see nice carpet and screens here and crystals in ceiling! I felt like royal TSAR in there!

Here people sit and listen to Magnus Jansén, aka Soundboy. I think he try tell boring story of how he found several cookies and gold nuggets in hair and how he got rich from selling it! He’s not very good in English like me.

There was experimenting with Broadcast Tool here! Producer sit and show off skills and everybody claps and laughs, one fainted of AWESOMENESS OVERLOAD (not me).

And then they plays! I looked at game and it was VERY EXCITING! They had many units and many bombs

Players take relax time and play with shorts and sandals, JUST LIKE real commanders!

One man sleep so long that magazine grew out nose!

We rounded off night by looking at crab looking at TV with pink drink.. don’t remember much after drink. Maybe drugs in drink?

Tere was pool at hotel with free beer in water!

Soundboy telling same story again I think. Very nice room also! I like flower and took it home to bring to girlfriends (not mine, I don’t have one).

THE FINAL!!

The final war very EXCITING! Players from magazines play with Sierra people and Greg team was almost winning!

They took upper hand QUICKLY!

And take many Command Point

For Domination!

Then Luke Thai Team strike with NUKE!!

And more nukes!

And SO MANY NUKE they go back to stone age! “NUKE” Thai win the game and everybody happy!

Winner score here!

And HERE is winners waiting for prize! (Gorbenko not prize – OMELETTE was prize!)

HERE IS! OMELETTE for $1,000!! That is more then I make in single year!

Peoples CRAZY over this! Take photos and smile!

And HAPPY EATING BEGIN!

Then drink and smoke and sit and stand.

Soundboy keep telling cookie story to small crowd

And look at my future wife hanging from curtain! I like she wear panty hose I buy for her on our second date! She like me. I promise!

That is everything for NOW great friends! Hope you enjoy! Omelette was tasty and CRAZY like! I hope you all one day get to eat something like it! I think this my favorite event ever!

More Quakecon!

It seems Gorbenko not ONLY person with camera at QuakeCon!! Here are many more photos not as good, but MORE!

Hellos from QUAKECON!!

Haha you ugly nerds I am at QUAKECON and having time of LIFE! Things sweet in Dallas, hot weather (maybe too hot) and I have many VIP passes and friends!! Let me show you how much better I am!

See! Quakecon!! At Quakecon are stupid RULES!

No weapons or speaker!? BAH!! On Soviet Lan Party, we have BOTH and have FUN!

On QuakeCON I get secret PASSPORT so everyone will envy me! I was like superstar among nerds, like should be!

At QUAKECON you can listen to many peoples (like Todd Hollenshead, very FAMOUS!!)

and GIGANTIC John CARMACK with big voice!

This make some people happy!!

Some people CONFUSE

and some people wanna HIDE! Luke Thai looking for maybe small pocket behind TV to sleep in?

People go CRAZY for WiC people in CCCP Clothes!

They want AUTOGRAPH from David, but no one get GORBENKO AUTOGRAF! (too expensive!)

Peoples also PLAY World in Conflict

And look at videos on big SCREEN!

And plays even MORE!

All in all good events and Gorbenko finds MANY FRIENDS!!

Valencia, Gorbenko Style!!

HELO! I am back from GREAT event Campus Party 2007 in Valencia with PHOTOS and stories!

Valencia is found in SPACE, so we had to rocket like GAGARIN to come there! Here you can see my photo from rocket! I am now KOSMONAUT!!

Here is my hotel. I got sand in underpants

Personal valet try to steal shoes and pants from me! I told him NO and he went off

Valencia is very PRETTY and old, but also Spanish!

Sometime fight BULLS in great round building with windows (too many if you ask me).

Here is where I worked. People goes here ALL week to live in tent and play computer!? Personally, I have big computer enough to sleep in, so I would need no tent.

Some people founded World in Conflict on computers and were happy.. there was also tournament!

They plays all day long and night!

Very high buildings in Valencia as well as not finished buildings!

People try avoid BIG SCARY PURPLE THING in middle of way by driving around it!

Bear, maybe dead, lying next to pool? Could use cleaners to pick it up! I lost apetit.

They also leave puzzles on street for people to solve. I could not find last sky piece and then make leave for bar and vodka

Spanish military build castle against Soviet invaders! But we have anti-can-cannons!!

World in Conflict on main stage arena!

WHAT!! GIRLS PLAY VIDEO GAME??

OMG

Winnars of FINAL against Massive! Congrats everybody! Here are your empty boxes of nothing

IT-ceum? Spela roll? WHAT?

Helo! I am back from great events in weekend and bring of course many photos to show proof! It was in Linköping (strange place in Sweden where they like aeroplanes)! I was asked many strange question by security gards but I had back-up camera in pocket, so here are photos!

In shadow of cold war. I did not know war had shadows but yes, Sweden says so.

It says first computer mouse SWEDISH which is ridiculous! I know first mouse RUSSIAN (and the fact it CALLED mouse is because engineer built it with dead mouse skin). Great engineer! Also make an automatic apple-peeling robot which unfortunately also killed him.

Here was a booth that looks ALMOST exactly like my old office. I did not have such comfy chair but had to sit and sleep on hay to keep me warm. Much bettar!

Some great classic computers here! I also like wallpaper – very nice!

We had one like this in office as well back then but I don’t know what it’s for. Maybe for heart beat control!

Excuse me miss, I ask about game physics! Why no fluid simulation in any games today? He opens mouth to answer then I walk away I think I simulated some fluids in his pants…

Famous person from Massive in interview (not by me). He admits doing poor job and great dishonor, but he’s GOOD friends so can keep job!

In FUTURE, even trees have monitors!

I also once had white pants and gray jacket, but then I woke up from nightmare! Great crowd here listening to opening of place.

Also was debate, but then I slept. Woke up in taxi on way home without shoes..?