Hello friends! I would liek to introduce you all to great family of Soviet! This is MY family, and I hope you remember their names and all! Click picture for full size!
I have just gotten news that family have all got their WIC copies (fINALLY!!!) and that they will join my clan. SOon we will make great war on Americans together, just like we did back in 1978 when we took vacation there! 
I recent got an e-mail from most dedicated fan of mine, Neph, who wanted me to see this photo of him and presumable his sister.
Neph, I am deeply disturb that in the picture above your head you are making serious kissing with your sister. I do not know what kind you are familiar with, but even in Soviet Russia there would be penalties for doing that kind of thing to a close relative (except, strangely, father and son). But you have very nice home I must say, and those sunglass are super RAD! Please tell me where to get them!
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In England there is CPL World Tour, which means great super players will come and have good time. This is too good of opportunity to miss out on, so I send secret questionnaire for them to answer! Here is first answers from someone you might recognize from WIC Journal! Please click pictures to get bigger view!
Neph is truly crazy person – He should be lock up in mad house or something!
Categories: Events · Gorbenko · World in Conflict
Gah! I woke up right now seeing that some hacker call “tehg0drich” has hacked into Gorbenko Report and CHANGE previous post! I am inform this even is correction of former faulty information, which I guess nice but now I will change password for blog! Scary hackers!
Categories: Gorbenko
Flamingo is GONE! But left one small hint on desktop:
What this means!?
Here is what you do in America!
1. You take plane to any city! Planes are hard to find and fly yourself, so you will need ticket as well! (AND PASSPORT!! Gorbenko almost fail that)
2. City in America bigger and higher than Russian cities! Do not get afraid! Houses are very nice (but cheap looking)
3. Cars are expensive!! Skateboard not so much! I try riding but crash and hurt arm 
4. Some house better living in! Hilton is popular (and blonde!) and has lots room for guys like Gorbenko!
5. To eat is to die! In AMERICA you eat big woffles with fork and syrup!!
6. Good hotels have HORSES!!
7. If trouble of POLICE…
…offer sexy PHOTO with hunk!! You get away EASY like that!
8. Take photo of self to prove was THERE!
9. Then I left AMERICA and feel safe!!
You may notice the great super page here on your eyes and it is TRUE it IS super page and much beter then the erlier one!
Soon I will fill with wonderfull materials everwhere for great joyments!
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I make FANTASTIC POSTER that if all goes well will be ALL OVER CITY!
Becaus you guys where so kind I do this wallaper here!! BIRD LOVE TO ALL!
It is made for 1920×1200 so you other guys with worse komputers than that can ALL DIEE!!
BUT DOWNLOADS ANYWAY!
How well do you know your next-door neighbors?
Livejournal ask me question and I think about it and decide to say! My neighborhood lives right next to me in a silly ferris wheel and laugh all the time. I wish I was not living in circus neighborhood but it is cheap and I can eat good!! yesterdays i ate Pelmeny from mother that sent them by postal as she will! They where bit old but microwave nuke them good!
Speaking of nukes I realy like big mushroom clouds that look so tasty and DANGEROUS! I could eat them with spoon haha
But in seriousness we really need to defend us against these horrible bombs that can blow everybody up ANYTIME! I will therefore stop using microwave and only eat REAL food like potatos and duck. Like I saw duck here just weeks ago!
I wonder if my USB grill can do that…
Categories: Gorbenko · World in Conflict
