The Gorbenko Report

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Great Lenin

March 31, 2008 · 2 Comments

Okay so here is deal. It is Monday morning, and I come in to work with newly buyd coffee and sandwiches that mama had sent on post and I start up e-mail client. Behold! I gets picture from Nephilim! As usual, I have serious spam filter for this particular guy (you don’t want to know why…) but this picture he send was actually very good. It is taken from great Motherland (or some other almost equally worthy country) and he is finally showing what its mean to be a man: submission to Lenin.

Neph, you have found the path. Now go forward and make mark on this world, brave sparrow!

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The People vs. Gorbenko

August 1, 2007 · 2 Comments

It seems my little official movie cause big stir! FUN! Almost as fun as Uwe Boll films or having nail problems in face! Somehow I got strange e-mails in inbox even tho I do not even HAVE e-mail on BLOG!!  Look here:

Hey Gorbenko! WTF! Pee is not funny and yur not funny and yur not even russian ARE YOU!!1!

/Ordulon

Hey Ordulon! I am sad by your mails that you think not russian and your strange picture of anus in e-mail. The fact is pee not very funny and THAT IS MY POINT!! I know this and only wanted SHOW how silly people in Massive ARE! It was FOUND on animator computer as I look for.. other things. All I want is SHARE stupidity with the peoples of the internet! I deserve NOBEL PRIZE DAMMIT!!

YOURE STUPID!! /Roger Dean

But I have IQ of 145 and am highly trained in computer science and programming? Mensa says NOT STUPID! Maybe you have STUPID certificat on wall? :D

OMG its true! :O

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