Activision to sell Massive?

Hello friends! Now that summer is almost over and work has once again begins it is time to do proper spy work, and OH DO I HAVE STORY! Recent discovery of Activision Blizzard merger has a strange side to it, and I think that there is something going on in Massive office. Having read through document and emails I have a good reason to think Activision is going to sell Massive! That’s right!

Now we may wonder why this is! My first reaction was that they were discovering my work in the company, and that they think it was security hazard! But not so! I still haven’t found out, because there are many conflicting reports (some reports claim it’s because the Swedes eat too much ham).

But this is not very interesting. The thing I AM concerned about is WHO WILL BUY MASSIVE? I have great hopes that we will finally become a complete Russian company. That would be wonderful! I think there are plenty of rich oil baron Russian guys who could afford it! So here is an open letter to all Russian billionaire (in English, for your sake):

Hello dear billionaire!

My name is Dimtri Gorbenko and I am Russian.

I think you should buy Massive.

If you do, I will see to it that staff will be very obedient.

And also, you can marry any of my sisters!

Here is picture of family (sisters with long hair, mother is upper left)

Thank you!

Strange things! and Superfriends #4

I had strange dream tonight! I dreamt I was playing WIC on my uber PC and was totally pwning everyone when SUDDENLY (!) my great room was breach by soldiers saying I was doing illegal! I asked them what was exactly illegal about it and they said I had posted some secret on forum that they would punish me for!

Now I am not sure it really was dream, for I see my post was actually edited by some strange admin on Massgate. I figure something fish is going on behind scenes of Massive…

Oh, and here is #4 of Superfriends at War! I dont even want to know what kind of substance was involved in making of it…

CPL finals are close

Don’t forget! Massive is going to CPL finals this weekend, and it will all be broadcast live! I know what I will be watching (aside of usual Russian reality TV shows).

Transmission from Space!

This is Gorbenko. I am reporting from Massive Entertainment Space Station (MESS) that all is well. Work is going fine, World in Conflict is not forgotten. I have many reports that February is going to be good month for happy players, but I cannot confirm detail as of now. Also, Swedish World in Conflict writer Christofer Emgård is nominated for great award – Writer’s Guild of America Award! I am quite surprise for Swedish people are not known for being good writers (unlike great excellence Russian writers!!) Soon we are going to land on moon and I will try to bring as many presents back as possible. I see no American flag there. This is Gorbenko, over and out.

Massive looks back at 2007

Year has not been long and now Massive Swedes take a second to look back at everything they did in 2007. Good read for those interested and you can get many quotes from team members and gamers also! Like lead designer Soundboy who says this:

“Without the community we wouldn’t have put half as much time and money into the updates. Seeing the pain of problems and the joy of fixes is a tremendous spur”

So don’t just sit here – read article here!

New Year, New Office

Hey all my friends! Here is Gorbenko 2008, and I have many happy news for you! The lazy Swedes are back from Christmas celebrating and are now back in full action in new office building! I took some pictures to show you, and I even took notice that some of them are working on many great things! I cannot tell you more (or else KGB will be after me) but let me just say that I think 2008 will be a great year for everyone! Now, let’s look at new office!

Just look at them! Sitting there on their fancy chairs in their fancy office! Bah!

A truckload of computers came in during the day… I took them all!

Staircase is protected by blue LASERS!!

Plants and stuff! And bubble wrap!

Music make Gorbenko happy!

I have been away and sad lately but now am happy again! Music from game released on Gamespot! Two songs that make me want to play violin again like I did back in old days before mum sold violin to afford gulasch and roller skates! Get music here!

Massive Outside

For peoples live in Malmö who are not sure WHERE office is, here is quick photo of great BANNERS on balcony!

I made banners using fingerpaint and toilet paper! Very proud!

Movies at Massive

Whenever new movies release everyone at Massive go and LOOK in mini theatri!

PC connect to big screen for EXCELLENT pictur!

Technican look at technical things while I look at butt

Big Totoro painting set mood!

For movies I need candy and what ELSE candy than THIS!?

Crowd is ANXIOUS to see great MASTERWORK of Gorbenko

David say “FIRE UP! ENGAGE!” and we go into great SPACE of adventure and SEXPLOSIONS!

I am happy about it!

Gorbenko’s GREAT enemies!

It is confession time. There are only TWO things that Gorbenko fears, and two things ONLY. They are not gigantic robot ASTEROIDS shooting up in kitchen sink. I have taken pictures to show you:

First is:

Martin Walfisz
- CEO and Founder of company
- Super athlete with SUPERPOWERS
- Laser gun arm

I try to stay out of his way as much as possible, but sometimes I can feel him looking at me from behind, and I have to pretend to work and have good times. He does not now my true name but I think he seen some of me on cameras in roof. In worst case, we must get rid of him.

Shoemonster
- Eater of shoe
- Monster
- Scary

At least on TWO occasion he has eaten shoes from me, almost chewing ENTIRE foot!! I run whenever I see it

That is all for this. Be AFRAID!