Hello friends! I would liek to introduce you all to great family of Soviet! This is MY family, and I hope you remember their names and all! Click picture for full size!
I have just gotten news that family have all got their WIC copies (fINALLY!!!) and that they will join my clan. SOon we will make great war on Americans together, just like we did back in 1978 when we took vacation there! 
My dear friend in Russia send me photos from one store in Russia on day World in Conflict release and I am shock! Here is people queuing to play great Russia simulation of war and fun and all I can say is that I am happy to not have to wait in that long line! Just look!
Here they stand waiting in stairs for good things!
Inside the store even MORE peoples!
Poster of informations!
Happy customers hiding from artillery fire behind shelf and looking to buy game
Collector’s Edition! Limited! Happy guy with fat wallet and big grin hidden behind his look of awe. The crimson color from box shines like blood of thousand mosquitos on truck window! Amazing!
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Sorry friends for not being here so much as I want! Since game is finish now and many (like me) are busy playing it I have not had time to entertain you! But, talking to nice friend of mine who also was in Leipzig and saw Flamingo strolling around, I have more photos to share with you! Here go!
People crowd over free items in Leipzig, like crazy feret looking for apples in a baby bin!
They write secret message on papers to communicate with command central – this seem to mean that they have shifted times (means maybe take turn to hold paper?)
Some peoples get to play game as well, but would not understand much (maybe because game was in German?).. I also think they were confused of AWESOME on back poster with big American city blown to piece!
Here is cool guy wishing mouse was turntable for DJ skillz! I once have haircut like him, but on the side instead.. very popular in Russia!
Here is Jens! He is carrying box!
People like stand next to awesome computar and look happys! Maybe winner of computer?! And that is NOT me in reflection… I look a lot bigger and sexy
Hellos! Sorry for lack of updates but I have been very sad since flamingo left. He sent e-mail telling he will not come backs to Sweden but live in Germany with many girls and work at Vivendi there… 
He also send photos from Games Convention, and I will try explain as much possible
Flamingo got fancy hotel suite and had many naughty parties there he tells me. In bag he had booze and only booze, since he not need clothes.
City of Leipzig looks almost like home!
The Leipziger Messe, or Leipzig Fair.
A strange man looking for something.. maybe World in Conflict?
One of the booths for World in Conflict. Here they played tournaments and had fun!
Here is flamingo getting his VIP card for secret brutal harem room
Flamingo chief inspector looking at computers and approval!
People play, some win some lose.
Guard man looking to throw out stupids
Inspecting super Sierra booth and approve of great background!
And finding nice company!! :O
Soviet computer case on display! Look almost like real thing I have!
Bags and food. Flamingo famous for stealing many foods, that’s why he so fat!
Looking at Intel press conference! I wish I was there!
Passed out for drinking too much I think…
And that is last photo almost. You can see more on Flickr page.. Flamingo, hope you had good times and don’t be stranger! Give me call someday!
Flamingo is GONE! But left one small hint on desktop:
What this means!?
I am back from great EVENT with EXCELLENT prize! There was super tournament for journalist peoples and other cool guys/girls who play World in Conflict with great SPIRIT and smell! Come look! I have many photos!
Here is arena place where COMPUTERS with World in Conflict live! You see nice carpet and screens here and crystals in ceiling! I felt like royal TSAR in there!
Here people sit and listen to Magnus Jansén, aka Soundboy. I think he try tell boring story of how he found several cookies and gold nuggets in hair and how he got rich from selling it! He’s not very good in English like me.
There was experimenting with Broadcast Tool here! Producer sit and show off skills and everybody claps and laughs, one fainted of AWESOMENESS OVERLOAD (not me).
And then they plays! I looked at game and it was VERY EXCITING! They had many units and many bombs
Players take relax time and play with shorts and sandals, JUST LIKE real commanders!
One man sleep so long that magazine grew out nose!
We rounded off night by looking at crab looking at TV with pink drink.. don’t remember much after drink. Maybe drugs in drink?
Tere was pool at hotel with free beer in water!
Soundboy telling same story again I think. Very nice room also! I like flower and took it home to bring to girlfriends (not mine, I don’t have one).
THE FINAL!!
The final war very EXCITING! Players from magazines play with Sierra people and Greg team was almost winning!
They took upper hand QUICKLY!
And take many Command Point
For Domination!
Then Luke Thai Team strike with NUKE!!
And more nukes!
And SO MANY NUKE they go back to stone age! “NUKE” Thai win the game and everybody happy!
Winner score here!
And HERE is winners waiting for prize! (Gorbenko not prize – OMELETTE was prize!)
HERE IS! OMELETTE for $1,000!! That is more then I make in single year!
Peoples CRAZY over this! Take photos and smile!
And HAPPY EATING BEGIN!
Then drink and smoke and sit and stand.
Soundboy keep telling cookie story to small crowd
And look at my future wife hanging from curtain! I like she wear panty hose I buy for her on our second date! She like me. I promise!
That is everything for NOW great friends! Hope you enjoy! Omelette was tasty and CRAZY like! I hope you all one day get to eat something like it! I think this my favorite event ever!
For peoples live in Malmö who are not sure WHERE office is, here is quick photo of great BANNERS on balcony!
I made banners using fingerpaint and toilet paper! Very proud!
Whenever new movies release everyone at Massive go and LOOK in mini theatri!
PC connect to big screen for EXCELLENT pictur!
Technican look at technical things while I look at butt
Big Totoro painting set mood!
For movies I need candy and what ELSE candy than THIS!?
Crowd is ANXIOUS to see great MASTERWORK of Gorbenko
David say “FIRE UP! ENGAGE!” and we go into great SPACE of adventure and SEXPLOSIONS!
I am happy about it!
I have taken photos I want share with you happy readers!! Look!
Sad penguyin in shop, looking like neck problems. I will LIBERATE one day (maybe Sunday)
Warning! Angry dogs forcing peoples to pick up poo in Malmö!
Cigarette plant grows on Massive balcony! I try eat the fruit and felt sick to stomach and head
That is everything today!
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Happy workers eating free lunch! Good time! Not so fun after salmonella, but anyways…
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